Sam "The Old Man" DuPont |
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Position: Deep Height: 6'2" Hometown: Hastings on Hudson, NY Member of: B-Men 2005, E-Men 2006-2008 Current Info: | ![]() |
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This 6’6" formerly top-knotted deep has recently returned from months of scouring the Far, Far East for the tallest, fastest and smartest Ultimate prospects for our humble team. With a booming voice, Mr. Dupont attempted to root out the best of the best. He searched every mountain top and valley deep for those who could correctly answer the hard-hitting question of "Will you be my friend?" and "Do you lay-out sideways for the disc?" Alas, coming up empty handed and forced to curtail his search due to an incredibly long wall, the only thing he discovered in the cities and rural areas were cheap knock-offs of American products, so Samuel returned to the States with two suitcases full of Furbies. What a terrible disappointment, those things are never any fun!
In his off time, Sam does nothing. Sam does not have off time. Activities classified under "time well spent" include voice lessons at the Conservatory, as well as pulling ingenious pranks. According to a recent interview, his favorite prank is to overturn the trash receptacles of property owners, employing a treacherous drop kick, while proclaiming, "You’ve been Garbaged, ick!!!" This has never been officially documented. Sam would like to give a shout out to all his boyz at Hastings on Hudson, holla back y’all! |
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