Tyler "Grundelbug" Bugden
---------------- Class of 2009 ----------------


Number: 27

Position: Handler

Height: 5'11"

Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT

Member of: E-Men 2006-2009

Current Info:

Biography
Born to pack of geese in the salty waters of Utah’s biggest lake, Tyler Bugden spent his early years learning how to live amongst his feathered fowl family. It was a useful skill, not only because it allowed him to become somewhat of a kindred spirit to fellow avian Stork-E-Balls, whom he frequently finds flying through the endzone, but also because he picked up the ability to incessantly shit himself and honk on command. Upon realizing that he was actually a human, Tyler went to a speech therapist in the hope of limiting his honking to unsuspectingly humorous situations. However, as of yet, no one has been able to convince Tyler that he must actually wear clothing and not walk around with his cock flopping around in the noonday sun. Some things will never change…

On the field, Grundelbug is pretty much a Victoria Secret catalog from the late 90’s: silky smooth. His quickness and unsuspecting hops are tough for any defender to handle, and his throws rival any wanna-be hippie out there. Watch out for “the Bug”, cause you might just find yourself in a hackysack circle, standing around naked, listening to Bob Marley, and….snapping.