Patrick "Mighty Mouse" Meyers
---------------- Class of 2009 ----------------


Number: 7

Position: Handler

Height: 5'6"

Hometown: Amherst, MA

Member of: E-Men 2006-2007, 2009, B-Men 2008

Current Info:

Biography
Mouse was discovered enclosed in a pen behind a gate in the plains somewhere in the Midwest. The Elephant Men stormed the grasslands and opened the gate, and the self-proclaimed country mouse was on his way. He wandered for years searching for a place he could call home and eventually found it at Tufts; but the road to home wasn’t the least bit easy. He had to develop integral survival skills to compensate for his small stature, which include his ability to fake out any predator with a quick sleight of hand and his uncanny talent of holding his liquor to blend in with his larger counterparts. Upon arriving at Tufts, Mouse settled in quite nicely. Once he fell in love with Dunkin Donuts’ iced coffee, he decided to rid his body of the useless blood and instead, transfuse into himself the addicting beverage to save himself the trouble of having to constantly consume it.

In the hour each day he spent out of the shower, he discovered the interwebs and has since done nothing but alternate between talking on gchat and surfing youtube. When he’s not overquoting some youtube clip he saw a month ago, the boss (pronounced baos) can be found g-chatting some pretty lady about her feelings for someone else. Always the platonic friend, Mouse never fails to complement his freakishly large head with his huge heart. Forever the one to offer encouragement in even the most nominal circumstances, Mighty Mouse is undoubtedly the E-man who will kill you with kindness.