The story of Ginny’s birth is shrouded in mystery. Some speculate that he was spawned in a tornado and ripped from his twin brother Twister as an infant. Others believe he was, in fact, baked in the oven out of gingerbread, and call him Ginger Baker to this day. A small minority even accuse him of being the bastard child of Sarah Palin and a yeti from the woods of Maine. During his youth he would go 'rogue' every night, leaping out of second story windows and sprinting miles through the woods. Some say that Sarah Palin’s book title “Going Rogue” is a tribute to her long lost son, but either way it’s a shitty book. The children of Maine made a game of trying to catch Ginger Baker at night, but he used his speed to elude them for many years. One night he was almost caught, but narrowly escaped by boosting a car and turning himself over to the authorities, preferring the comfort of a Maine prison cell to captivity at the hands of mischievous children. By day, he would walk the streets as an ordinary citizen, earning him the nickname 'Daywalker,' which spread like fire (pun intended) to refer to all redheads across the nation.
At Tufts, the E-men quickly picked up on Ginny’s insane speed and odd ability to perfectly read double helixing hammers, crafting him into a dominant cutter and deep threat. Off the field, Ginny is very nostalgic about his youth, and tries (with varying degrees of success) to replicate his glory days as the rogue Daywalker of Maine.
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