As the first son of King Henry IV of Burger, Whopper was born into a life of privilege. He spent his childhood playing polo, croquet, and lawn bowling, but never showed the level of talent at these games as is usually required of a member of the royal family. As a result, Whopper was exiled at the age of fourteen, eventually establishing residence in a cornfield in Omaha, Nebraska. He soon grew tired of this meager existence and used his royal connections to enroll at Tufts in the fall of 2006. Whopper wanted to get back into athletics at Tufts, but was dismayed to learn that the polo and croquet teams had been cut due to budget shortfalls in 2005. After getting cut from the varsity basketball team, likely because he was too tall, Whopper decided to give ultimate a try. He soon found that he was better at throwing ill-advised I/O flicks and high release backhands than almost everyone else, and soon developed a passion for making risky throws, especially in zone offense.
Whopper faced his toughest challenge when Dickhole arrived on campus, and it should be noted that his speed and conditioning have greatly improved as he must constantly run away from DH to avoid being eaten. It should also be noted that if you throw hot sauce at him, he may transform into his alter ego, Angry Whopper.
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