Jay "Wuf" Clark
---------------- Class of 2011 ----------------


Number: 7

Position: Deep

Height: 6'1"

Hometown: Red Hook, NY

Member of: E-Men 2009-2011

Current Info: Attending Georgia Tech for grad school
Biography
One starry night in the desert our savior, Jay Clark, was born. Legend has it, he received three gifts at birth: a pair of cleats, a frisbee, and whatever myrrh is. Throughout his childhood and into his young adult life, Jay traveled great distances, walking on sidewalks, not stepping on cracks. He met many people on his travels and had many adventures. After some time, he learned he had amazing talents: turning water into ice (au natural), erasing memories, even time traveling. For these reasons and more, he earned a scholarship to Tufts University, where he wandered aimlessly, for months, unable to find his true calling and spent too much time listening to The Fray.

Until one day he was discovered. While he hadn't even thrown a flick until his Sophomoric year, Jay and his skills were a perfect match for the E-Men, a match made in Heaven. It was here that he discovered his place in life, as a giant among men, a saint. But be careful, for while JC is a superstar, sometimes he just gets toooooo saaaaandy. Woof.